UnWaitressed

Bob critiques a waitress's penmanship while Miles says farewell to an old friend or does he? Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/fH2F_iKpWZE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Any moment here. Now you're quiet. Now we start the live stream and you're quiet. My cat was playing with my thing. Get out of here. My cat was playing with my thing. I can't believe it. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Tarot Dome. Hey, everyone, this is Miles, feeling fresh. Freaky fresh. Freaky fresh. Freaky, freaky fresh. Live or plausible. You actually have your name. You have your real name on. I thought we were going to have Mexoplex. No. No. Or whatever you call him. We were talking about this character off the show there. Waiter! It's my new villain for Superman! I don't know. It's some obscure reference and I didn't know the guy's name. Apparently it's a big deal. I don't know. Bro Retap? It's right.No, it's lowly town. New Superman villain mitzvah flick. Mm-hmm. What? New Superman villain. Yes. That's for all the people overseas. Weetabix in Canada. Weetabix is a cereal. Thank you. Um… It's getting nice outside, Miles. Is it getting good weather up there in Anchorage? A couple days ago it was nice, but it's kind of tanked a little bit since then. I thought it was pretty nice. I went out to dinner last night with a friend of mine and his wife. My wife went too. quadruple some. We went to this place that I'm not even going to say what it is because we have frequented it a little bit. We met him there and just had dinner and chatted and so forth. We hadn't done that in a while. We're sitting there and we're ordering our food. Very niceyoung lady was our waitress. I mean, very… Well, now that… Everybody's young. I'm so old now at this point. Very nice young lady. She's taking our order and she's right next to me. I'm on the outside or whatever you want to say. I'm watching her write and she's She's got this pen, I guess, or maybe mechanical pencil. I'm not sure what it is. And she's writing down her order, but she's gripping it like she's holding on for dear life. She's got like a monkey grip on this thing. You know, there's a big thing about young folks never had to write cursive. Mm-hmm. Right. And so I don't know how you hold a pen or whatever, but, you know, I kind of hold it like out front. Right. Well, she's just basically like grab this pen like it's a beer can. Right. A small beer can. Yeah. And is writing. She's like scribbling with. I mean, it is the most awkward looking thing. And I was just like, I just I was mesmerized. I couldn't I couldn't take my eyes off of this.technique. It was as if she'd never written in her life. And I'm like, you know, I'm looking, I want to ask. I really do. I mean, I have most of the time in public, I have to like pull myself back. If I just were to let myself go, I would ask all these embarrassing, terrible. Oh, like me, like me yeah like you Hey, did you go to special school? Why do you write like this? Why are you writing like… Did you get hurt? Yeah, exactly. Like Bob Dole and you got like a fused hand or something. Oh, nice. Nice. And so she's taking the order. I'm watching this. And then my friend, he orders a Yingling lager. Right? Yeah, I don't know what that is. Oh, you don't know what that is?I don't drink. Oh, okay. Well, I don't drink very much either, but it's the oldest beer. Oh, I don't know. Anyway, they didn't have any. She's like, oh, we don't have any lager. You're from Wisconsin? My friend goes, what? Huh? Lager? We're all out of that lager. Oh. And he's like, What are you talking about? It was so terrible. Were you from Macedonia? I mean, how do you talk like this? You're talking incredibly. No lager. And then finally he goes, oh, well, then I'll have, you know, I forget what he had then. But she couldn't say lager. And then she couldn't use a pen. I would have to. Yeah,