Trash Panda

Miles puts on a show while taking out the trash, while Bob soaks up the freebies at the finest hotels. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/E7uPX7g8wVU Bad AI Transcript of the show this week You're a quiet guy tonight there, Miles. It's electric. It's electric. Ah, just getting situated. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. You're convincing there. You may want to check your underwear label. Yeah, why? Let me see. I got to see if my underwear is… It says Calvin Klein. Nope. Nope, never wore it. You probably are a Hanes man, I would guess. Hanes. I like Hanes. Wait, did you get those Hanes on you? What is the name of that? How did that go? Remember when we used to sleep together? You're like, oh, Hanes, huh? Like, yeah. Like, oh, yeah. No, I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. Remember that? Yeah, we'd have pillow fights and stuff. You're like, oh, hey. I don't remember that. Like, let's wrestle. I'm like, all right. Whatever. Whatever. I'm up for it. Whatever. What the hey? I'm down. I'm DTW, man. Down to wrestle, man. What the hey? Oh, wait. I think I recall. Here's a memory.A little sword fighting going on. Yeah, yeah. No, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. Oh, my goodness. No, we never wrestled. We've never shared a bed together. We almost shared a bed together. We almost did, yeah. I dodged that bullet, thank goodness. Yeah, well, never know what you did. You and your friend just share the downstairs. I'll sleep on the couch. My brother's into some things. Yeah. The door that doesn't shut, you know, just stuff like that. Yeah, stuff like that. Don't worry about it. No lock on the door. Just big gaping holes and things. It was just a different time, you know. Yeah. It's a community. No, we never shared a bed or wrestled. Speaking of that… Speaking of that, I only bring this up to rub it in your face, honestly. I was traveling last week and I don't know that I've ever actually mentioned this to you directly, but over the last 10 years, pretty much every time that I, not every time I travel, buta good portion of the time I travel, I'm considered a VIP. I believe it. And I get nice little trinkets and things because, you know, when I show up, people are interested that I'm there. And this last time was no exception. And I got into, I got in early so I can get in early, right? I don't have to wait until check-in. Oh. And so I'm like, I got to the hotel and I'm like, you know, can I get in my room? I don't push this or anything, but there are times whenever you get somewhere and you're like, I just want to go and, you know, get in my room and get situated and unpack my stuff. Right. A little five on one. Get ready. And now, come on, I'm not you. Come on. Well, you said you're acting like me. I mean, what's…Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They call me the bishop Bopper. Yeah. Sorry to offend you. Sorry. Uh, so i got in early and i was in my room and, uh, there was a knock on the door. Like I was, I was there like an hour. It seemed like. Sure. Yeah. Unpack everything, hang up all my nice clothes and everything. And, Knock on the door, and I'm like, oh, I'm like, I wonder who this is, right? I'm not expecting anybody. So I go to the door, and Eb from Green Acres is there with a… If anybody remembers who that was. Eb from Green Acres is there at my door with a gift basket. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Okay. And I opened the door and he's like, Hey, Mr. Douglas. And, uh, I go, he goes, Hey, you got a gift basket. I mean, and I'm like, Oh, thank you. And he goes, here you go. And, uh, you know, enjoy your stay. If you need anything, just tell me. And you know, I'll send up Mr. Haney next. Yeah, exactly. So now it sounds good.And these gift baskets are a nice touch. But I'm going to give you a little inside scoop on the hotel gift basket. Okay. Have you ever gotten a hotel gift basket, by the way?