TMVP Ep. 227a - A Block: "Puppy Heists, Pants Turtles, and Rat Snacks – Oh My!"

🐶💀🐀 #BulldogBandits #TSAFails #RatSnack #TMVP #WeirdNews From fake seizures to stolen puppies, tonight’s show kicks off with a tail-wagging crime story straight out of a bad improv class. Then, we slide into TSA’s latest bizarre discovery—a guy trying to smuggle a live turtle in his pants. And just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, we take a bite out of New York’s latest street delicacy: raw rat. Buckle up, because this block is packed with crime, chaos, and questionable life choices.