'The *NEW* Questions List' with Olivia Sui

If I have to ask “how’ve you been?” one more time — and actually listen to the answer—I really might just die. Ever since I dropped the last list, you haven’t stopped asking for another (bless your impatient hearts), so here it is: my latest (and possibly greatest?) Questions List, designed to hijack soul-draining small talk and send it deliciously sideways. This week, I field-tested them on my bedmate Olivia Sui, who somehow took them seriously… and for that, we adore her. You’ll steal them, deploy them mid-flight, mid-date, or mid-funeral — may they serve you well. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.