The Left Hook - 16 - Off the Air

 Mark Bland and perennial co-host Jason Kull dive into Missouri's new porn-site age-verification law that forced Pornhub and others to block the state entirely. The duo erupts in disbelief: Republican lawmakers who scream "small government" just made it harder for adults (including themselves) to access legal porn, all while ignoring that the same voters overwhelmingly passed a pro-choice amendment the state refuses to honor. They call it peak hypocrisy: "They'll track your porn but won't release Epstein files or count your vote." The rant spirals into broader MAGA absurdities: Trump still whining about 2020 five years later, Kash Patel's cosplay FBI jacket, Pete Hegseth's boat-shooting scandal285 shooting narco-subs, pardoning Jan 6 rioters while arresting a "pipe-bomber" nobody cares about, and Joe Rogan parroting nonsense about non-citizens voting in Minnesota. Mark predicts the first big Trump cabinet casualty will be Hegseth, Bondi, or Patel, bets Jason a milkshake it'll be spun as "Biden's fault," and warns the authoritarian pendulum is swinging hard. It's raw, furious, hilarious Midwestern talk-radio at its finest — equal parts outrage and dark comedy about a country that can't even keep its porn free anymore.