Squirrel Seed

Miles gets heckled at the local big box store, while Bob witnesses an animal miracle. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/9DDXL_Vw9nU Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey everybody, this is Miles. It was like kind of a non-tune there. Hey everybody, this is Miles. There's something weird about it. It's a little weird. A little odd. So what was the cat eating tonight? What was your cat having? I'm actually still feeding cats. Oh, okay. Well, what is it? Little, I don't know, food, no. Little friskies. Whatever it is, I don't know. Meaty patay. Wasn't that your name in college? Meaty patay? Meaty patay, yes. Now it's just called fat liver disease. Yes, you're kind of a… Meaty patay. All that. I got to bring my wife, her marital aid here. Okay. Here's your egg on a string. Way on down south. Are the cats okay? Everybody's doing good? I got cats done. I still have to do dogs. That's okay. We can still go. We can go. That's okay. God forbid I get in the way of your household chores that you wait until the middle of the night to do. A lot of people write in and say, hey, Miles, could you just bring us into your day? You sound like a really cool guy.We love to hear about you feeding animals. If I could talk to the animals. Unfortunately, we do call you Doolittle, but not because of you feeding the animals. Because I like to read. That's why. Your nickname there has something to do with something. Something from something. Don't worry. Go ahead. Well, speaking of animals, I'm going to be ridiculed for even mentioning this. I'll tell my story and then I'll tell you why I'm being ridiculed. How's that? I had to go in the office the other day and I always get this choice parking spot near the dumpster. Now he's gone. So I guess I'll just continue because he's just gone. He hit a button with his, I think his nipple was erect. Perhaps Miles' nipple was erect and he pushed the button and jumped off the show. So that's what happens whenever, you know, it's 100 degrees outside and you've got your air conditioner cranked.And then you get hard nipples and you're a little sweaty and you end up turning off your phone or at least closing the window that you had. So there you go. Oh, there he is. He's back now. Did you wipe off your sweaty nipples? Yeah. Yes, I'm okay now. I told everybody you bent over. with your sweaty erect nipple and jumped out of the show. Are you okay now? Yeah, I'm just doing some duties here. Oh, now you're doing more stuff. Oh my God. What the? No, I'm not done. I disconnected actually trying to feed these fucking dogs. So I was saying, I got this choice parking spot by the dumpster. You know, I come pulling in like Dan Tana in Vegas, you know, and slide into my choice spot by the dumpster. Nobody's going to know this reference at all. I know. That's why I made it. Yeah. As I'm kind of gathering my things to get out of the car, I look up and, you know, the dumpster's got those plastic flaps that don't really cover anything.most of the opening but not all of it so in the middle you can kind of see into the dumpster and i look and there's two squirrels like playing with the dumpster yeah right they're like running around on top of the garbage playing around inside the dumpster and this one squirrel comes through the little opening pops out. Yeah. He's got a whole tortilla in his hand. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why there's a tortilla in the dumpster. That's weird. Let alone one that's actually whole. It's like a whole tortilla that's never been eaten. And, I mean, this guy, he's like, jackpot! I mean, you can just read it on his face. Yeah. Yeah. And then the other squirrel is still squirreling around inside the dumpster, I guess looking for another tortilla is my guess. And he comes and he jumps down off the dumpster and kind of heads off into the mild wilderness that we have there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like,