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Miles subjects his son to urination ridicule, while Bob witnesses the forces of good and evil over lunchtime. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/pHaYKKWzeoc Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Oh, man. you and me and me and you and me and them and me and him and them Hey, everybody. Hey, everyone. This is miles title on static Radio. You need to do a really good job of not actually getting any tune whatsoever when you did that. It's like, you can't, It's a true story if you have any idea who Jackie Gleason was. He did. He actually was a best-selling recording artist and knew nothing of music. Yeah, so what? Like the Honeymooners theme song, he made up. He goes like this. Then they made it better, obviously. Okay. All your trivia needs right here. And if you need more worthless trivia, welcome to Static Radio. You want to know about people who've long been since dead. Listen to Static. Oh, God, no. Not again. Not again. I couldn't help it. Oh, my God. I mean, I just envision that youhear that constantly throughout your day. Miles, where are you, Miles? We need you to come here and fix the toilet. Right? And then what happens in your head another glorious day be miles title. If you're listening now, just turn it off and go to something better. Don't, yeah. You can listen to that thing i was telling you about where the seance people The ladies got naked in that. I'm not going to listen to your weirdo fantasies. The spirit back in the spirit, spiritualist days where they, uh, you know, yeah okay yeah the spirits made me do it. Yeah, that's what you would say off the air. Bob had some fantasy about spiritualism. And all kinds of crazy stuff. I don't, that sounds weird yeah sounds like what happens is Miles sees all that, but he doesn't get to participate. Oh, God. Okay, that's three times. Okay.That's enough. I'm done. I'm done. Are you done? Come on. It's three times now. Please just stop. Now I'll just do it myself. Okay. I can live with that. Oh, you can live with that. Okay. Yeah. So yeah. No, I mean, this all weird stuff you hear on the internet. Come on. Got to give it up. Meanwhile, love that weird stuff on the internet. hey, have you guys heard any weird stuff on the internet? You know, if they made one of those K-Tel records of, you know, just the weird stuff you hear on the internet, that would be a good commercial. Hey, Kate was back. Internet hits only from Kate's hell. Five minute fart. I thought that was static radio. Oh, there we go. Yeah. I wonder if you get, I wonder if people do that. Do you remember whenever, I remember when I was young, you may not remember this because you don't ever remember anything. Um,they used to at the grocery store, they would sell old radio, uh, on CDs. You remember this or cassettes? It'd be like, uh, yeah, I used to have Molly and you know, all these things I used to, I don't want to brag, but, uh, I think my mom bought this for me. How to be a comedian by Henny Youngman. Really? Yeah. I had that by Henny Youngman. Seriously. Yeah. My mom, I think, bought this for me, how to be a comedian. She was a nice mom, wasn't she? She was. No, she still is. She's nice. How did it help you in your journey here? He said something like it's okay to steal other people's material and stuff if you don't really have material. It's always going to suck when you hit a young one. That's the one…That was the one nugget I took out of that. Like, okay, it's okay to steal. The only thing I took out of the Henny Youngman playbook. Yeah. If Milton Berle said it, it could be yours. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, no, we had a couple of those. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, Mr. Elitist. Nowadays, I wonder if it would go over if you just rip things from the internet, make a DVD compilation, and sell it at the checkout. You know, I don't think that would play very well. You don't think so? No.