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Miles is late but can stop for pizza, while Bob witnesses an anti-vegetarian out in public. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RJE9Edl5X5E Bad AI Transcript of the show this week You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, put your left foot in, then you shake it all about. You do the Miles Pokey. Mind yourself in jail. That's what it's all about. Tape Gerardo. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Stakes. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Hey, everybody. This is Miles. I'm Mr. Movie Mogul here. Miles Title. I'm scouting new talent. Always. Exactly. I'm always scouting new talents. Watch out. You may be the next talent I scout. Scouting a lot of new talent on TikTok. Yeah, I was going to say OnlyFans. I'm looking for the best what t-shirt, girl. In the world. I found her. Oh, no, it's my reflection. Oh, no. Yeah. I'm at the 7-Eleven scouting young ladies to be on my new calendar because everybody needs a paper calendar. Yeah. Hey, Miles, how are you doing tonight? Other than, you know, the usual.Mm-hmm. What are you eating or something? Yeah, I'm hungry. What are you eating? I'm eating a piece of pizza. Oh, Christ. I'm hungry. What kind of cheap-ass pizza do you have tonight? Oh, I think you know. Oh, Domino. Nope. Oh, Casey's? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Casey's is like, I think they make it with motor oil. Yeah, pretty much. It is a gas station, but as you know. We're all out of canola oil. Can I just use motor oil in this pizza? Sure. Sure. Only use the 10W30. 10W40 is too thick. Oh, my God. Did you get a slice or did you get a whole pizza? No, it's nice. What am I, some, what am I, Jabba the Hutt? You want to get a whole pizza at 9 o'clock? Well, I don't know if you're sharing it with people or I don't know what's going on. It's always a party at your house, for Christ's sake. You got strangers coming over. You got, you know. No. Your wife's got all these friends and hangers on. It's like. No. Yeah. No. Married a band of pranksters.And we'll go with that, I guess. So wait a minute. So we normally talk before the show a little bit. Yeah. I was going to be late, and then you were going to be late because of other things. I ran home, and you stopped to get a slice of pizza. Right. You're like, I'm going to be a little bit late because I… They're like, why? Well… this movie ran long. I, and then I, no, I, I stopped for pizza and I filled up my car and I changed my oil. So you really weren't late. You're just, you're just, you know, yourself and, and you know, me first, me first. It's kind of a gray area there. You know what I'm saying? I don't. Yeah. I took the best shit of my life at the case. Yeah.Not yet. I'm hoping. I was like, man, oh, man. This pizza really takes it right out of me. I took one bite and everything just slid right out my ass. My ass. You know? I mean, that's what it sounds like. I was hungry. I'm sorry. All I had was popcorn, man. Didn't you have any dinner? I did, but I mean, that was like three hours ago. Wow, that was, heck, I have to eat every 15 minutes or else I get problems. I like to fill up my colostomy. That's right. I got a bunch of free bags. I'm trying to go through all of them like I win a prize. What, what, what, what, what? Remember the old camel cash? Now they got colostomy cash, and I'm going to win. I'm going to get a jacket, leather jacket. I had a friend who I actually used to live with him. He smoked, and I used to get so much free stuff from his camel cash. Yeah. Yeah. He stopped smoking. Thank goodness for him. But for a while, I get all these trinkets. He'd be like, hey, what do you want? I got all this camel cash, man.I'll have your Benoit beads. All right. I'll have them. I don't care. No, I needed to buy. I would drink all of his soda. He'd be all mad at me. Oh, great. That's your big K addiction. He bought actual Coca-Cola. Oh, you're tight ass. He was rich compared to me. I'm like,