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Bob gets his lunch ruined, while Miles throws his wife and her BFF under the bus. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/T2l31g8S9uE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I don't remember the next line. Come on. What did you say? This is baloney cheeks. Baloney cheeks? Baloney cheeks. I never heard of that. I don't know. Your wife calls you or something? Yeah. Come here, baloney cheeks. Get your fat ass over here, baloney cheeks. Okay, honey. I'll do it. I'm here for you, Mr. Baloney Cheeks. That's me. I'm here. I can't believe it. Baloney Cheeks. I can't believe it's not Miles. Who came up with Baloney Cheeks? I don't know. I probably stole it. You know, honey, after all these years, I want you to use my new… Legal name. Would the defendant, Mr. Bologna Cheeks, please rise. I'll never get in trouble again. That is indeed your name, Bologna Cheeks. You can't be mad at me. Come here, Bologna Cheeks. Yeah, Bologna Cheeks is probably a good name for you.You like bologna, by the way? It's dying. No. No? I would have took you for a bologna man. Uh-uh. Yeah, you look like a bologna kind of guy. I've eaten different kind of meat, but I've not really enjoyed the bologna, I suppose. Really? Even as a kid? Nah, we didn't have that. What did you guys have? uh we had liver sausage oh wow salami yeah i love the salami yummy yeah so bad for you uh i know i like what Hash out of a can. Oh, corned beef hash. Oh, God, that's disgusting. Yummy. I love corned beef hash out of a can. I liked fried bologna sandwich when I was a kid. No, we didn't have that. Come on, we were rich. Yeah, I know. I was the poor kid. I ate fried bologna sandwich. No, we always had these hamburger steaks called cube steak. Oh, we had the cube steak. That's cheap. My God, I think we ate that like three times a week. I swear to God. Cube steak is cheap. Yeah.I liked it. Yeah, no, I'm not complaining, but it just seemed like we all had an awful lot. Yeah, my wife does not like cube steak. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't had it in a long time. So, where were you on Friday? April, would that have been April 4th? Around 1130 in the afternoon, Friday, April 4th. Probably at work. Probably. Okay. Are you sure? You sure you're nowhere near Columbia, Missouri? Nope. It wasn't me. Well, I'm glad it wasn't because I had one of the worst experiences in my life. Okay. Some, uh, person like myself, uh, get in your life for yes i would yes i would classify them as title-esque cheap guy with no computer skills. I was thinking, uh, baloney cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. I was yelling that.Oh, bloated cheeks, you sons of bitches. Instead of con, you're yelling bloated cheeks. Bloated cheeks. So I had to go to Kansas City last week. Man, you just got back. You were just like out of town like a week ago. Busy time. Busy time. Holy crap. And that went fine. All around was pretty good. Yeah. But. I'm driving home in the rain on Friday and it's just raining and raining, you know, sometimes hard, sometimes not. So I, uh, I'm like, Oh, I'm going to stop in Columbia and get myself some delicious Culver's. Oh yeah. I like the call for my lunch. Cause it was like, it was like 1130. I'm like, Oh, I'm almost to Columbia. Yeah. I really have to pee. Then I'm going to get myself some delicious Culver's food. After I wash my hands. Of course. What am I, an idiot? Well, I'm just saying. So normally, I mean, typically, Culver's experience is usually a good one. I mean, for the food, but also for the cleanliness of their establishment.Oh yeah. It really wasn't their fault per se. Yeah. But so I really got to go and I'm trying, you know, I want to make it to lunch and then take a whiz. Yeah. So I, I, I barrel into the Culver's and a high tail it to the bathroom. I opened the door and go ahead. And there's a, So they have the famous one urinal, one toilet combo with a little stall in between. Yeah. And the guy's at the urinal,