Late-Night Lies & Aerial Disasters

This week, we celebrate and investigate the final curtain call of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, who passed away just 17 days after his epic farewell concert. From bat-thrones and Black Sabbath reunions to memoir chart jumps and his final orchestral banger, Ozzy left this world exactly how he lived in it—loud, weird, and legendary. We also dive into Baltimore’s crime drop, Colbert’s cancellation conspiracy, and a roundup of chaos in the skies. From snakes on planes to fiery landings, we’ve got your ticket to the absurd. Plus: seniors gaming like pros, squirrels launching a hostile takeover in North Dakota, and a firefighter with a hose and a grudge. Buckle up—it’s a wild ride through the week's most bizarre, hilarious, and thought-provoking stories.