KC Con

Miles and Bob take a backseat to the multi-hyphenate Suraj as he regales us with his experience at this year's Planet Comic Con Kansas City. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/C1NUVXyGe84 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Here's somebody else. Here we are. I don't know. Tonight, Miles is going to do more shitty impressions, everybody. Are we ready for that? Siraj, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to shave my coin purse. What the heck is he… And I can't believe he said that after going live. I'm keeping it clean on my side. That's your mistake. Yes. Oh, my God. A martini shaken, but not stirred. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Stag Show. This is Bob. Ah, jeez. It's me, Miles. Yes. It's Miles and his horrible, terrible impersonations. You know, you always got to try to steal other people's thunder, Miles. you know yeah yeah yeah you know it's because you know you're like, you're like, Hey, sir Reg is here tonight. Who does all these impersonations? But wait a minute. So does miles get out no come on. He's the genius. I'm just the knockman man yeah my nowhere man come on he's yeah you're jeremy that's your name. You're Jeremy. Jeremy. Uh,No, just Jeremy. That's from Yellow Submarine. Jeremy's the nowhere man. Oh, I thought you meant Ron Jeremy. No. Of course not. Yeah. Woodchuck. No. No, I meant Jeremy, the little blue guy from Yellow Submarine. Oh, I only saw that once, man. Come on. You got the hole in my pocket. You only saw it once. It's like… The fantastic psychedelic cartoon? No, they were showing that movie on someone's house and this stranger just laid by me and he was telling me what the movie was about and then he disappeared. This sounds like possibly… Sounds like Miles' own biography. Yeah, I was going to… This sounds a little bit like… something that you have to go through the little saloon doors to get at the video store back in the day. Hey, would you mind if i shared your blanket with you, big brown eyes? All right. Well, come on in, man. Yeah. Let's make a tent. Let's spoon while we watch the yellow submarine. You're like, oh, I don't mind. It's cold outside. You know, they say you're not as no never mind i don'tWhat are you, like a 34B? What is this here? I was a small spoon. That was the really embarrassing part. I want to tell you what the blue meanies mean. All right. I guess. Why does this guy keep poking me in the back? Yeah. Oh, it's my car keys. That was Miles. My introduction to many things that night. Long, what was it? Rochelle, Rochelle. Yeah. Miles, Miles. Long journey from Milan to Minsk. Humbert, Humbert. Yeah. Let me tell you about the Blue Meanies. This guy showed up and he's like, Hey man, I'm going to tell you about this movie. Off the street. Yeah. I mean, this guy just literally like beamed down from like, you know, like the, the enterprise, he beamed down literally. And I went to go turn to talk to him and he was gone. I'm like, what the fuck just happened?Yeah, I'm sure that's what you said. I'm like, Siraj, come back, you son of a bitch. Where'd you go? I got roofied while I was watching you. I know. I think I did. By a homeless stranger. I woke up the next day, and let me tell you. I've never been like that before. I felt young and free. I was wearing my pants. My blanket is my pants. I woke up without my pants on. that was uh williams uh yeah this girl we worked with told the story about going to a party and she's oh yeah i woke up without my pants on. And I'm like, what? And she's like, yeah, I woke up without my pants on i go do you remember anything noShe was dating her cousin. Wasn't she dating her cousin? She was dating her cousin. It was a whole thing. They both had the same last name. And they're both from the same small town. They're both from the same small town. That's weird, man. I'm sorry. I think they got married. Oh, God. Just saying.