Jew Gaza Be Kiddin Me

It’s just me and Aaron tonight, and we’re coming in hot with a full-blown firestorm of dark humor, uncomfortable truths, and wildly irresponsible takes. If you came here for nuance... well, buckle up anyway. We talk: Gaza, Israel, and the fine art of bombing civilians Trump as the 1996 Rockies: all offense, no defense, zero improvement Why the A’s and Rockies are slowly killing our baseball joy Jack Wilson’s kid and his beautiful, bat-to-ball OCD madness Snake bounty scams in colonial India (seriously) The British Empire’s ongoing legacy of chaos Germany rearming—because what could possibly go wrong Why the Dems think Eric Swalwell can win back the bros Pride Month pullbacks, press secretary takedowns, and government gaslighting And of course: racism should be specific, genocide should be vague Plus: dark jokes, book titles, and geopolitical rants that'll either get us canceled or invited to testify before Congress. Timestamps: 00:00 – Welcome back, idiots 03:50 – Trump, baseball, and existential disappointment 11:40 – OCD in the batter’s box: Jack Wilson Jr. 17:30 – Cobra farming and British colonial brilliance 25:00 – Gaza, genocide, and hot takes we probably shouldn’t say 37:45 – Remilitarizing Germany for the third act 46:10 – Left-wing bros and the cringe rebrand 54:20 – Pride Month gets de-gayed 1:06:40 – Oakland sucks, Denver’s broke, and everything’s dumb 1:22:00 – Targeted racism, untargeted war crimes 1:30:00 – The book title writes itself: You Gaza Be Kiddin Me Listen now before the State Department does. #DeathOfFun #MiddleEastMadness #MLBSadness #YouGazaBeKiddinMe #BurninDaylight #DarkHumor #Geopolitics #PodcastBros Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices