I Have a Lot of Band-Aids on My Hands (with Emily Altman)

Writer/Comedian Emily Altman (author of the self-help parody How To Be Sane) joins Tom and Julie to watch clips of self-help influencers. What SHOULD you be doing between the hours of 4am-8am to maximize your potential? Need a good joke to kick off your megachurch sermon? This is the episode for you! Plus Tom and Julie revisit one of the great advertising campaigns of our time - the Coors Light "And Twins" commercial. Also Red Hot Chili Peppers, that poster of Einstein sticking his tongue out, Jim Breuer's new comedy special, Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram videos, Elon Musk's bomber jacket, and more! CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *Keith Krohn's Morning Regimen *Joel Osteen Jokes Collection SUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREON Weekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More! https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPod WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu SEND SUBMISSIONS TO DoubleThreatPod@gmail.com FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices