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Bob gets shown up at the UPS store, while Miles talks inappropriately to his mail carrier. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/qPYpQXrpR6A Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Do-do-do-do-do-do. Hey everybody, welcome to Psychs, this is Bob. Hey now, this is Miles with Static Radio. Hey now, hey now. Hey now. Hey now, Hank. We should do an episode where we just like sing the whole frickin' episode, you know, like a half an hour of just… Well, if you put it together, we sing too much. Yeah. I told you… We should do comedy karaoke where you just make up your own words and they're funny. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I do. Hopefully they're funny, but maybe they're not. Yeah. Maybe they're just sick and twisted and nasty. That's all my nicknames. For instance, I think you would have a song called Saved by Facebook. Maybe I will win. I seen a breastfeeding video. It was lonely Saturday night. I wasn't feeling right. Save my Facebook.Too silly. Too silly. Stop the sketch. Too silly. Oh, my goodness. We've just been having too much fun. It's too much fun. Sure. Say it by Facebook. You know, any song that you think of, you could twist pretty good into being some kind of weird sexual thing, I think. Yeah. I can't stop this feeling. In my pants tonight. When you look at me. With your fingers deep inside. Begging you girls easy. When I hold you. And I'm really still. We'll work on that concept a little bit. I look forward to coming to a feed near you. Hey, everybody. If you have a favorite song, just call in to Static Radio. It sounds like… There used to be a great show called Make Me Laugh with Bobby Vann. Oh, Bobby Vann. Yeah, jeez. Show me a Coke. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That reminds me of something that Bobby Vann would host. Comedy karaoke. Chuck Beres. He's dead, so. Chuck Beres. Did he do Make Me Laugh? Was it Chuck Beres? No, no. I'm just saying he'd be a good host, too, though. But he's dead, too. I think he's dead as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Where are the Chuck Barrises and Bobby Vans of the world, right? Not anymore, man. Not anymore. They don't exist. So I… I got showed up by the UPS store lady. Oh, yeah. Were you flexing? You were like, hey, check this out. Well, I wasn't trying to flex, but… So… My wife seems to be in a pattern where she likes to get things delivered and then have me take them back. Mm-hmm. You know, like these things get delivered and she's like, oh, I don't want that. And then she's like, would you take this over to the UPS store tomorrow? This isn't the pegging set I ordered. Bring this back. Oh, thank God. It says. Ooh. One size fits all. So… we got this. So my son guy has a bunch of books and he has a bookshelf, but, but he needs another bookshelf. And so right. Flat pack bookshelf. It's supposed to be here. Well, the one that she ordered doesn't show up and it's like stuck in transit. Right. So she orders another one as if this is like, um, unclogging a,you know uh dime store you know crank thing where you get the egg with the prize in it so oh i'll just do another corner ending and it'll knock both of them out right i'll just keep buying bookshelves until one of these shows up so lo and behold they both show up on the same day yeah and she's like well i want the original one but now i don't want this super freaking heavy other bookshelf right that i've purchased, would you take this back to… Oh, you got your dog going. I'm going to have to move. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know they were going to have their wrestling match right in the middle of the show here. Yeah, because it only happens every fucking week. But anyway… I can't sense patterns since the accident. Keep talking. Go ahead. She…you know, she cons me into taking back this other bookshelf. I'm like, okay, I'll take it back. And so, and then there was like, you know, there's always two things. Well, we can't take this other thing back.