Dental Maintenance

Bob gets a good review from his hygienist, while Miles tries to be the time police and then reveals how his dentist kicked him out for not showing up. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/vioZZrcS31g Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Welcome to show up whenever the fuck you want. Brought to you by Bob. Oh, you know, you are one. You are. Why were you late? You better explain to me why you were late. I was asked to be on another show when they were late. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Jesus Christ. Somebody has got to promote this show. For fuck's sakes. What bullshit show was this so I can make fun of it? It was called Scalarius. Oh, Christ. And it was about a comedy ghost show. Oh, God. What a waste. Jesus Christ. I had a great time, but unfortunately we ran a little bit late. And so I, uh, I texted you due to parameters, parameters, parameters, parameters, parameters. Do you show up late at work a lot? Do you just like show up whenever you want late at work? Do you, I know you do for Christ's sake. If I added the amount of minutes that you made me wait, I don't show up half an hour late. Oh, trust me.Every week, folks, this guy is at least five minutes late. That is called fashionably late, okay? You are late late. I am fashionably late. You're late late. You're showing up. You're like Madonna late. We can qualify this. Oh, okay. See, I knew there was some rationale. I was doing something for the show, and it ran a little long. Then you say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. I did. I wrote you a note. I have to leave. No, you say it to them. You say it to them. You say it to them. I wanted them to finish their show, and so I stuck around and finished their show. Guys, I'm sorry. I have to go. I'm going to have a BM. I have to go. Thank you. I'm late. Thank you for ghosting comedy. You always blame your lateness on. I was taking a crap. I sometimes do take a crap. Yes, I do.No, you do. That's the horrible part. It helps me concentrate on the show. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I go poop. Make it feel good. What do you got this week? Just throw it out there. I'm busy promoting. I'm busy hustling. Okay, I get it. What are you busy doing? I was… What were you doing today to help the show? I was researching a book I'm writing. You're writing a book? Yeah. Good fucking luck with that. What's it about? It's called Ugly People Who Lip Sync on TikTok. Well, you probably know more about that than I give you credit. I do. I do. You watch a lot of TikTok. I do. I enjoy the TikTok. You love the ugly people. I do. I love the ugly people on TikTok. I love them. I love them. That's going to be a book, but whatever. Yeah. I mean, it sounds more like a website.Yeah. No, I don't do websites. I write a book. I know. I write a book. I'm going to visually describe to you this ugly person lip syncing on TikTok in my book. There's a lot of them. Full haircut, fat woman from New Jersey. Yeah. What's love got to do with it? Yeah. Here we go. I get it. All right. Continue. This isn't my part to talk. No, I said, go, let's hear what you got to say. You've been, I have nothing to say. I have nothing to say all night on the show. I'm curious to hear what you have. I have nothing to say. I've, my timing has been thrown off. Oh, my timing has been thrown off. I choose not to run. Yeah. Okay.I'll just wait for your 10 minutes to be up then. Well, I'll disconnect then. Oh, come on. You're being such a baby. Jesus Christ. If anyone treats Miles like he treats them, they're an idiot. Let's hear your story. You obviously have a story you want to get into. Let's go. No, no. I wanted to have you go first. As your boss, I'm telling you to go. First of all, You're definitely not my boss. I am your boss. No, you're not. Yes. I control you. Yeah. Okay. Everything you think and say, I control. Yeah. All right. I order you to go first. I need a raise.