Autograph Crack

Bob gets an eyeful while Miles hassles old football players from the 80s. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/VVWfTR2KksY Bad AI Transcript of the show this week oh my God, my ear. Jesus Christ. Jesus, that was loud. Holy Christ. Now I'm loud before i was quiet. now no is that lady's voice. Oh, the live streaming. Yeah, the ai lady. Live streaming is on. Yeah. No! Do you smell that gasoline smell? Okay. Yeah. Yeah? Hey, Miles here with Static Radio. What are you, yeah. I was doing that voice today at work. I don't know why. Oh, you're trying to be, oh, what's his name? Duval. Yeah, Robert Duval, but what was his character name? Kurtz. No, Kilgore. He wasn't Kurtz. Kilgore. Kill gore. There you go. Kill gore. Smell. Smell it. Smell. Smells like CB's house. Smell. Smells like. Lots of balls. Lots of balls. You're horrible. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I crack myself up. I don't know. I'm a risk taker. I'm a risk taker. I don't know.I take risks. Yeah. Well, you know, I ran into your doppelganger recently. Oh, I don't have a doppelganger. Oh, well, there are parts of you that are doppelgangerish. I can tell you that. Okay. So apparently in these parts, it's become almost a sport to play purchase things from amazon and then just return them. And I think my wife is excelling at this sport currently because we're returning things at a rate that is phenomenal, right? Well, are you the people who like, will like get like good clothes and like have like some family picture taken and then like you put the clothes back like, oh, we didn't like them and Not that I'm aware of. Oh, okay. Because I know people have done that. She buys these things and she gets to say, yeah, I don't like that. I don't like the sex swing. And then it's going back, right? It's boxed up. Yeah. So, you know, I being, you know, as good a husband as I possibly can, I will do, I will go on errands. Yeah, you are the king of errands.I will, I will drive the errands and so forth. So one of the stops on the errands is to return, you know, the, you know, we, we, we take in 10 and we send back nine. That's a big ratio that I've noticed here lately. That's crazy. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. So we're at the UPS store, which, uh, just got a new location because the old location was a total cluster. Fuck. Uh, literally people were banging into each other constantly. So they, they got a new location, which really isn't that much better. I'll be honest with you. It's only mildly better than the old location. And so we had done some other errands. We get to the ups store and my wife's gonna run in. This is the good part for me. I don't have to go in. I just gotta stay in the car and keep it.either warm or cool, depending on the season. So right now, keeping it cool. And she goes in, returns the package, because it's all free, right? With Prime, you get free delivery and free returns. Right. All free. It has become entertainment. I'm going to return the jarts. Yeah, that's right. And then she gets back in the car, and she's like, why aren't you going? I'm in a parking spot, right? And I'm like, and I'm, you know, doing the eye thing where you like, look, you know, yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I'm talking about, because I'm next to me is the miles title, uh, clone. Yeah. You couldn't take your eyes off his beauty. No, no, no. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Wait for the beauty part with his door open, leaning into the back of his car with his hash crack hanging out. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. It's big, fat, hairy ass crack is like right by my door. It winked at you. Yeah. And I'm talking and I'm like,you know, I'm, I'm, I'm looking over, I'm, my wife's in the passenger seat. I'm the driver's seat. I'm looking over at her and I'm like, you know, and she's like, Oh my God, that guy's ass is hanging out. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, this was like half crack. I swear to God, you know,