277: Premature Introductulation

We've peaked with this title, folks. Prematurely. Based and Wechtpilled. Leightonmaxxing. How do zombies bone? How did T-Rexes bone? Is Santa a criminal? Should he be apprehended and executed for his crimes? Yes? You're nodding? So you agree? We also invent an antidepressant. This show is for the Zoloft Brolofts, the Lexabros, the Pro(ball)zacs. The Shelexas 100mg. The mirtazaqueens. I implore you to give me the they/them antidepressant because obviously these names are already pretty tortured but this show is also for you. We talk about other stuff too, I dunno. Does anyone read these? Can anyone hear me? Is happiness sustainable as a long term state of being or is that too high an expectation for this sorry existence? Sorry, I think I missed my dose of Cumutrex this morning. Okay I took my dose and now have some more pressing issues than writing this description GOTTA GO Like what you hear? Check out our Patreon and support the show at patreon.com/leightonnight to get AD FREE and VIDEO EPISODES FOR AS LOW AS $2 A MONTH. IT'S A LOSS LEADER BUT IT'S FOR THE LOVE OF THE POD, BABY!!! And other stuff but whatever who cares. Follow us on Twitter at @leightonnight and on Instagram/TikTok at @leighton_night. You can find Brian on Twitter/Instagram at @bwecht, and Leighton on Insta @buttchamps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.