Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Updated: 18 Jun 2025 • 340 episodes
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Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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Lindsay Adams has never seen "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," but she rewrote it. Lindsay finally slides over to the writer's seat! Enjoy her script, that is definitely not more a script for "Lost in Translation." Kyle and Lindsay are joined by Bailey Norton Go see Kyle in Philadelphia this month, Charlotte in

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Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam? NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games

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Rebecca Weiser has never seen Sideways, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Was there a f*cking merlot?! Enjoy Rebecca's take on what she's pretty sure Sideways probably is, and some games and more! Kyle and Rebecca are joined by Sammy Mowrey! Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about

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Mike Drucker has never seen Ford v. Ferrari, but he rewrote it and we read his script! There's cars! There's... Henry Ford! There's... David... Ferrari? Enjoy Mike's take on what he thinks Ford v. Ferrari probably is. And check out Mike's new book, "Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games" wherever you get bo

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Gabe Gibbs has never seen Million Dollar Baby, but he rewrote it, AND some original music for it! Gabe brings his full keyboard in studio and serenades us with what he's pretty sure Million Dollar Baby is about. PLUS we play, folks, a thirty minute edition of Character Card Head Guessing Game the Game. Has there ever b

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Jacquis Neal has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The men... they're angry. But you'll never guess how many of them there are. Folks who've seen it, how close was this? NOTE: There is some wild leaf blowing happening right outside the studio. I thought I cleaned out the sound in post b

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