291: I BWOKE MY BWOY

Now, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna press the play button on whichever platform you're listening to this thing on, be it Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or whatever the hell else, and you're gonna sit quietly and listen to this entire thing. You may hear some things you like; you may hear some things you don't. Depends on what you're into. Doesn't really matter to me. You would be amazed by how many of these are actually terrible. It's gonna take a minute to get through this thing, so I brought sandwiches-- I have turkey and I have a nice pimento cheese. You like pimento cheese? Right. You listen to this damn show, so it follows that you have bad taste. Now, when you're done, I highly suggest that you leave a review. Five stars. And then you're gonna go about your day like nothing happened. Do you understand? I wanna hear you say it. You're gonna go about your day like nothing happened. Good. Now shut up, get out of here, and stop wasting my time with questions we both know the answers to. patreon.com/leightonnight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.